11 ene. 2010

¿Existe algo más surrealista que las pinturas de Salvador Dalí?

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Es que de verdad somos bien bizarros en esta nación.

Salvador Dalí, el pintor español del bigote gracioso y mirada maquiavélica, dijo en una ocasión que ya no quería regresar a México por que no soportaba vivir en un país más surrealista que sus pinturas. Seguro que Dalí tenía un sentido del humor peculiar, único. De repente podías verlo volando con tres gatos y una cubeta de agua en aquella famosa fotografía de Philippe Halsman, imagen atómica y magistral que me quedó marcada en la memoria desde que la vi, hace más de 15 años, como la pintura en los lienzos de aquel artista español.

Me pregunto, ¿qué pensaría Salvador Dalí si supiera que en el séptimo país más feliz del mundo se encuentra la ciudad más violenta de la tierra? Es curioso, llamativo, raro... surrealista, pero allí estamos, siendo felices en la pobreza, en la tristeza, en la muerte, en la salud, en la enfermad y en las epidemias; así somos, así vivimos, así nos han educado. La mayoría de nosotros somos felices por que no conocemos otro estilo de vida y con lo que tenemos nos sentimos bien. Sonrío de sólo recordar aquella imagen curiosa que Google Noticias me regaló hoy en la tarde.

Las vacaciones ya se me terminaron, se han acabado y vuelvo al bendito infierno de Culiacán, con sus climas cálidos, sus soldaditos en las calles y semáforos que te ordenan el tiempo en que tienes que cruzar la calle o esperar. Odio los semáforos, nunca te dan tiempo de cruzar con tranquilidad. De hecho, creo que lo que en verdad detesto es el tráfico, caótico y cruel, implacable y además de todo, aburrido. Dicen que hubo un tiempo en que tener un automóvil era un lujo. Pero todo se termina, lo que antes era lujoso después se mira con regularidad, se convierte en necesidad, hay veces que incluso deja de tener ese encanto que lo hacía maravilloso y especial.

Acabo de dejar Escuinapa y ya lo extraño, me siento patética por eso, por no poder desprenderme de mi pueblo. Si no quedara tan lejos iría cada fin de semana a aquellos lados.

Durante el viaje a Culiacán me he dado cuenta que el Cine B aún existe, moderno, a todo color y tan bizarro y surrealista como México y las pinturas de Dalí. Cuando uno ve las extensas fichas filmográficas en IMDb de los actores más famosos y veteranos de Hollywood te encuentras con películas que jamás habías escuchado en tu vida e incluso puedes llegar a preguntarte que tan buenas son. Para saber la respuesta a esa pregunta basta con subirte a un autobús de Unidos de Sinaloa. Te encuentras con CADA COSA que algunas veces te dan ganas irresistibles de bajarte en el pueblito más cercano ya sea para vomitar o quedarte a vivir allí. SON MALAS, en verdad son malas. Son tan malas que como se podría dar cuenta cualquiera, NUNCA se estrenaron fuera de su nación, ni siquiera creo que se hayan estrenado en cines. Es que son un bodrio. No se salva ni Jackie Chan (que de algo hay que comer, claro). Eso sí, ver a Harrison Ford persiguiendo a unos malos malísimos asesinos en una bicicleta rosita y con flores por una capital del país más poderoso del mundo no tiene precio, (hasta una foto les conseguí para que no me digan que es mentira).

¡Por amor a Han Solo! Si a mi me pagaran millones por eso también lo haría XDDD. Juro que el hombre se vería hermoso con esa cosa rosa en mi pueblo bicicletero, y lo mejor es que nadie le diría nada. Es que después de esto no puedes volver a tomarlo en serio. Lo mejor era cuando tocaba la campanita para que el trafico se apartara de su camino, era una ternura hecha anciano, en serio.

Parece ser que todos somos un poco surrealista.

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    Por otro lado... Ya quisiera yo un clima templado.. aqui estoy tiritando de frío por el famosisimo FRENTE FRIO NO. 22... (DAAH!) a casi 5º!!!

    Pero en fin, espero estes muy bien... Ah! y muy bueno el post...
    Me encató la idea.. "MÉXICO UN PAÍS DEMASIADO SURREALISTA!"..

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  3. ●•• √эиuⓩ ••● mil gracias por pasarte por aquí!!! Tu siempre tan atenta :)

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  4. Waaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!! *-----* Yo AMÉ esa película!!!... la adore :P y la volvería a ver mil veces si tuviera la oportunidad, no es para nada surrealista... es REALISTA a más no poder... por fin dejan tanto cliché Hollywoodense y de una manera demasiado cómica. Prefiero ver a Harrison en esa película, en este papel... :P q en la trilogía de Star Wars (XD aunq Han Solo tmb es genial) y las no muy agraciadas de Indiana Jones. "Hollywood Homicide" se deja de tanta tonteria y FX, 0_o la catalogo como una comedia seria XDDD


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